I haven't seen John since he explosed himself. That was messy and inappropriate of him.

Mummy, that man is explosing himself!

(On the phone with friend.)

Bob: Hey man what's up?
John: Nothing mu- (explosion sounds)
Bob: Whoa man, are you explosioning right now?

virginal nerd- "First i got all hot, and then i started shaking, it felt like an explosion"

experienced woman- "You just had an orgasm!!!"

Punk rock is back!!!

I don't know if its the moon, my thirst or your existence that makes me picture sexy scenes. half moan half breath half girl half cat. when you get hard i get so soft. like a finger in melting butter i am fire only hotter. (did she just rhyme butter with hotter) your tongue is the pen that licks rhymes on my flesh. and when i have read them i recite them back. you show me how and when and where. and i come crawling pull your hair. your lap is my throne and we are at ease. moving feels so natural and free. hide the explosives after we're done, then do it again and again and again.

Kazuma: Megumin what are you doing out here?

Megumin: EXPLOSION!

Darkness blacker than black and darker than dark,
I beseech thee, combine with my deep crimson.
The time of awakening cometh.
Justice, fallen upon the infallible boundary,
appear now as an intangible distortions!
I desire for my torrent of power a destructive force:
a destructive force without equal!
Return all creation to cinders,
and come frome the abyss!
Explosion!