by Rantrx February 07, 2018
by Smithereen March 24, 2019
Someone who tends to cut certain areas of their body, and does so with a knife. The act of cutting represents the movement of a person playing the violin.
John-'Hey Barry, I heard you're a total violin expert'
Barry-'I do pride myself in my ways of playing the viol...'
John-'Not like that, you nerd'
Barry-'I do pride myself in my ways of playing the viol...'
John-'Not like that, you nerd'
by Obama Bin Laden September 25, 2016
One who excels at doing nothing while appearing busy to others. The expert can fool co-workers and bosses alike.
In her sales job, Beth is required to hit daily call goals in order to meet expectations and keep the monkeys off her back. By dialing mostly disconnected or fax numbers, Beth's sales director is completely fooled and regularly congratulates her on hitting or exceeding goal. Beth is seen as successful and often referenced as an example for "activity pays". Beth has mastered being a suspended activity expert at work.
by pseudo-ninja May 13, 2015