Urban Dictionary: existed

if god exists then i will go to heaven

What every semi-believer claims is their rationale for believing in religion.

I am Catholic because if God exists then I will go to heaven.

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im just existing

An idiot on TikTok who 100% did not write this for shits and giggles

Some rando: did you see the user im just existing ’s cosplay videos?
Some other rando: no, they sound like a nerd

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I wan't not exist

I wan't not exist is a common word used in many games to expres the feling of lose or shame.

Jake - you forgot to do your homwork.
paul - I wan't not exist

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monk-like existence

The life of a bachelor, possibly a "confirmed bachelor." Living a life with no intent of marriage or family.

"I shall continue the monk-like existence that has characterised my life hitherto."

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doesn’t exist

when something is so ridiculous that it shouldn’t even be real

mom: wow, that tiger king show is crazy!
me: i know, right? like it doesn’t exist
mom:
me:
mom: ...the fuck you mean

by bananaboatbaddie April 04, 2021

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Unique People That Really Exist

another stupid ad at the bottom of the urban dictionary on definitions that stand alone
also not you lol

Urban Dictionary: what ad should we put today? OH I KNOW Let's do Unique People That Really Exist and put a fake picture of a child in a hospital with an eel/alligator tail! :D
Me: just no.
Urban Dictionary: I'm doing it anyway no matter what you say babaaaaayyyy
Me: `~~*~(--o--)_(--o--)~*~``~

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ut eventually the word will phase from existence; and this is how the website will die. This is how everything dies.

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ut eventually the word will phase from existence; and this is how the website will die. This is how everything dies. lmao

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