by NeNay April 24, 2004
The phenomenon resulting from wearing smart attire for work: You get home, and after removing your elasticated business socks notice a strange impression in the skin above your ankles. Your work life has invaded your private life.
I went to the gym after a long day at the office. I was feeling really pumped about managing five consecutive press-ups when I twigged - far too late - that all the alphas and gym bunnies were staring at my skinny executive ankles.
by boubouh July 24, 2017
Time spent alone in bed, performing unproductive activities like watching television, playing on a cell phone or masturbating.
"President Trump’s official day typically doesn’t begin until 11 A.M. and ends relatively early, around 6 P.M., to accommodate 'Executive Time.' ”
by Plinthic January 13, 2018
A successful, career-driven woman who refuses to settle for a man who (a) earns less than she does (b) her social circle/family would disprove of, and (c) someone she feels she can't look up to. Years later, she finds that by not compromising, she's in her 40s, single, and turns to artificial insemination as a last-ditch attempt at motherhood.
After vying to make partner at the firm for 16 years, Fran put off starting a family. By the time she made partner, she was 44, her looks had faded, and she was relegated to the role of executive spinster: take out Chinese, Grey's Anatomy, and 6am spin classes.
by Ma Cheese Moe December 05, 2011
When a guy goes in for a first kiss and puts his dick in her hand instead. Public or Private.
You try this move when you know its "going down". You just skip a few steps. The Executive doesn't have time for a 30 minute make out session.
You try this move when you know its "going down". You just skip a few steps. The Executive doesn't have time for a 30 minute make out session.
by MrExecutive September 27, 2010
by Bronx Brent January 08, 2018
The bathroom in most corporate offices reserved for handicapped people, but frequently used by those without disabilities. Termed "executive" for its spacious interior and superior placement in the back of the bathroom away from colleague's offensive odors.
"Aaron frequently uses the executive bathroom, but since everyone thinks he is handicapped, nobody says anything. That and his turds stink!"
by Stanley Steamer April 20, 2007