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a concept used to explain why something will miss its deadline. Common in publishing.
Nathan's game review will be late because he's wasted time excuserising why it will be late, rather than finishing the assignment.
by Melanie September 26, 2004
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the act of texting people while you are pooping
ex. (talking to a friend on fbook chat)

person 1: hey man whats going on tonight
person 2: i gotta go to the bathroom il poopt you

or

person 1: whatsup man what are you doing?
person 2: poopting you
by mr.poopter January 26, 2011
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to think of an excuse and the answer to any question which may arise from that excuse.
basically, making sure you're excuse is a full and matching outfit. not an evening dress with a backpack you grabbed at the last minute.
'so you ready for college today?'
'yeah...i've just got to excuserise before Psych hand in'
by deathdrop April 13, 2007
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