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A handy phrase used to cover up a quick outburst of obsanities near children, playing nice with your son/daughter's school principal, a downgrading insultance breakdown for a Mary Sue, or just to impress your new boss at work.
"Excuse my french, but that new girl who is currently trying to fuck her way into getting an A into the new semester, is a half price bargain bin whore and should be shot down with a rabies gun." Said the Punk to the Goth.

The Goth narrowed her eyes, "Maybe the paper boy was right, we will conquer the world with darkness some day."
by Phatal October 02, 2003
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Please excuse my subsquent phrasing. Normally suffixed by 'but', as in Ferris Bueller, circa 1986, "Pardon my French, but Cameron is so tight that if you stuck a lump of coal up his ass, in two weeks you'd have a diamond."
Excuse my french, but I'm so fucking lame I can't even quote John Hughes films right.
by September 05, 2003
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when u cuss but there are little virgin ears around u and u dont want them to think u r a bad person
o man i fell down the stairs. it hurt like the first time i fucked. o excuse my french
by kelsey September 29, 2003
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An expression that is often misused to mean to allow me to curse. In-fact it's supposed to refer to the fact that French is a very sensual language, and it's to be used after something sensual.
Pardon my french, but she's hot.
by Idoit November 04, 2003
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An irrelevent phrase that is useless because the French have different words for the English cussing words.
Oh, I'm gonna say 'Excuse my French' because I just cussed but I speak English. :D
by Rebecca LaRue October 11, 2003
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