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The not-so-freshmaker.
I tried mixing Excrementos and Diet Coke. It didn't go well.
by senorguitarra February 26, 2012
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Sep 14 Word of the Day
Micro marriging is when your partner manages your personal day-to-day tasks with you much like a Micro Manager at work.
Wife: “Have you put the sheets out to dry and put the towels on?”
Husband: “Yes. You know I am a grown adult also used to live alone so you do not need to micro marrige me”
by Thomas Maddocks March 16, 2018
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The breath mint of choice for people whose breath smells like feces
Steve:"So how'd the date go...did you guys make out?"
Jeff:"Na...the bitch chews excrementos.Wasn't in the mood to french kiss anus."
by arod1979 July 04, 2013
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