by Gareth Tilley February 07, 2008
1. To be the best-dressed in your crew.
1. To be so stylishly coordinated that everyone has to give you a compliment.
1. To be so stylishly coordinated that everyone has to give you a compliment.
by K*McD November 28, 2007
A cost nerd who can do nothing but run pivot tables and conditional formatting but has no real-world experience. Meanwhile, in meetings, he or she explains to the experienced crowd about how they did everything wrong and how none of it can work. The crowd is in complete silenced baffled by the stupidity.
Bill-"Nathan ran 6 pivot tables with graphs on the projector and overtook meeting." Susan- "Nathan is nothing but a God-DAMN Excel Jockey and doesn't know his ass from a hole in the ground. The hole is probably smarter"
by The Dude of the Stupid August 10, 2018
That stripper the guys bought for me while I was in the hospital wins the award for Nursing Excellence, if ya know what I mean.
by Christopher Terry December 15, 2003
A strangely-worded substitution for people who mean to say "excellent" but always need to add extra words onto a sentence to make it sound smarter
by SmugReport August 31, 2010
Tom:"Yeah dude I can eat all i want and still stay skinny"
Brad: "Well not all of us piss excellence in the morning"
Brad: "Well not all of us piss excellence in the morning"
by Aries90_Ps3 August 19, 2008
The feeling you get when you do something most excellent. Is usually accompanied by hairs sticking up, heavy breathing, and smiling like the kool aid man, simultaneously. One can signify this event at the moment through intensities that vary from jumping up and screaming "Wowzas!" or simply whispering to the nearest kind stranger.
John Locke- When Hurley wears a red dress he looks like the kool aid man.
Sawyer- Haha, John you totally made me experience a Surge of Excellence, now I must go crush some tree frogs in the palm of my hand.
John Locke- Go and do that, then.
Hurley - (Pops out from under a rock) Wow. I fucking hate you guys.
Jin- Hey Hurley.
Hurley- Jin you're here!
Jin- I sure am.
Hurley- Dude you can speak English.
Jin- No, you're speaking Korean.
Hurley- Dude. Shut up and take off your clothes.
Sawyer- Haha, John you totally made me experience a Surge of Excellence, now I must go crush some tree frogs in the palm of my hand.
John Locke- Go and do that, then.
Hurley - (Pops out from under a rock) Wow. I fucking hate you guys.
Jin- Hey Hurley.
Hurley- Jin you're here!
Jin- I sure am.
Hurley- Dude you can speak English.
Jin- No, you're speaking Korean.
Hurley- Dude. Shut up and take off your clothes.
by DoctorKnucklehead March 18, 2006