One who is adept in the exquisite art of Microsoft Excel. Frequently one with professional experience requiring extensive use of Excel (e.g., investment banking, financial analysis). Specifically the abilities to do things with Excel for which it was not intended (e.g., word processing) or create files quickly using arcane keyboard shortcuts are common traits of the Excel Ninja.
Chris: I want to fix this spreadsheet so that instead of having equations, the numbers are hard-coded.
David (with hesitation): Control + C, alt, e, s, v.
Chris: Truly your status as an Excel Ninja is beyond question.
David: Booyah!
David (with hesitation): Control + C, alt, e, s, v.
Chris: Truly your status as an Excel Ninja is beyond question.
David: Booyah!
by MennoniteOwl April 13, 2006
(Verb)
When someone is so excellent that they urinate excess liquid excellence instead of urine. Liquid excellence is like liquid gold except more valuable and it won't torch your pee hole like urinating *liquid gold will.
*Liquid gold melts at around 1100 degrees C.
When someone is so excellent that they urinate excess liquid excellence instead of urine. Liquid excellence is like liquid gold except more valuable and it won't torch your pee hole like urinating *liquid gold will.
*Liquid gold melts at around 1100 degrees C.
I woke up this morning and pondered my day as I was pissing excellence
I pretty much the best, most cool person in the world. I wake up in the morning and piss excellence.
I pretty much the best, most cool person in the world. I wake up in the morning and piss excellence.
by SilverCreek_'10 October 05, 2009
by Dr Funk October 27, 2003
by rufia November 19, 2008
Abraham Lincoln: Fourscore and...
(looks at his pocket watch)
Abraham Lincoln: seven minutes ago... we, your forefathers, were brought forth upon a most excellent adventure conceived by our new friends, Bill... and Ted. These two great gentlemen are dedicated to a proposition which was true in my time, just as it's true today. Be excellent to each other. And... PARTY ON, DUDES!
(looks at his pocket watch)
Abraham Lincoln: seven minutes ago... we, your forefathers, were brought forth upon a most excellent adventure conceived by our new friends, Bill... and Ted. These two great gentlemen are dedicated to a proposition which was true in my time, just as it's true today. Be excellent to each other. And... PARTY ON, DUDES!
by Teeeeeeeeeeee November 09, 2010
Someone that is white and portrays great qualities and abilities that make the white community proud
by Tterrific October 03, 2019
To be impressed by, envious of, or aroused by a spreadsheet. Most common in cases where the Excel document contains VB Script or some other sophisticated functionality.
VLOOKUPs give me an Excel boner.
by halee June 10, 2014