When one performs a hand job, in which the one performing uses both hands to stroke a male off, (as if one was pulling the sword out of the stone, reference to the movie Sword in the Stone!)
Thing 1: Got a hand job last night!
Thing 2: Nice, how was it?
Thing 1: So dank, she used both hands and did it to the fullest extreme, like she was pulling the sword from the stone!
Thing 2: You straight got The Excalibur!
by Robs Wolgang October 02, 2011
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power, force 力. Riyoku. Was true apparently... But more weapon than sword.
Excalibur was the Japanese Kanji for l power, force 力. Riyoku. Brought by comet to somewhere in middle east some hundred years ago. Correct guesser or knower of Kanji not "symbol" would gain the weapons mysterious power. (extra terrestrial)
by PnP_NoName November 23, 2020
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DMT (dimethyltryptamine), a hallucinogenic substance, most commonly smoked. It's known to get you fucked up reeal bad.
A: Yo, man, I just got some Excalibur from my plug!

B: No way, I always wanted to meet the machine elves.
by Shaman_Guy November 23, 2020
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A move used during three ways and orgys where the man finishes inside their partner but cannot pull out unless a third party comes and lifts the penis out of whatever hole it might be in like the sword from the stone, “Excalibur”
“Cum forth mighty sword Excalibur, for I shall put you in my sheath
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When someone does something and were just (winging it) or faking it.
Guy A: How'd the test go?
Guy B: Oh bro I excalibured that shit!
by shitsngigslol August 21, 2019
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