Cross-Examine the Parrot

To do something extremely asinine, but the reason behind it was because the second-person joked about it.

-Did you hear about that man the other day? He confronted a tiger and rode it! He's mental!
-Yeah well, I guess it was the cravat guy's fault. That man was trying to Cross-Examine the Parrot!

by Ace attorney nick May 1, 2025

Balls Examinator

A man who examines balls for a living.

Yesterday I went to the Balls Examinator, turns out I have testicular cancer.

by The balls examinator May 17, 2022

Examine

To inspect (a person or a thing) to determine its nature or condition; to scrutinize

I am going to examine the ingredients and nutrition facts inside the things I buy

by 2029302 November 5, 2024

Examinize

The act of observing or inspecting carefully or critically. To monitor, scan, review as an authority.

He examinized the computer for errors. Please examinize that document for typos.

He examined the crime scene for clues.
She examined the hair sample under a microscope. To check the health or condition of something or someone. The doctor examined the patient. To determine the aptitude, skills or qualifications of someone by subjecting them to an examination
to interrogate. The witness was examined under oath.

by Synapsopedia February 1, 2023

BYTEDANCE OVERTHROW EXAMINER

an awesome newspaper that broke THE BIGGEST STORY OF THE CENTURY!!!!

The day COMMUNIST CHINA has decided to BYTEDANCE OVERTHROW EXAMINER is only a KAHN TIK TOK SNAP SNAP VIEWS AWAY as "it is where it lands" , THE NIGHT CHICAGO DIED was when TIK TOK put out the camera phone lights flash bulb of SANTIA KAHN when her husband RAHeeL AHMADdkAMALA HaRr(is) an ASIAN MURDURED by her HUSBAND because she got to many views and now friends are doing A VIEWING of her

by MASS KILLING EXPLOSION August 19, 2022

Prostate Examination

The unanimous Declaration of the thirteen united States of America, When in the Course of human events, it becomes necessary for one people to dissolve the political bands which have connected them with another, and to assume among the powers of the earth, the separate and equal station to which the Laws of Nature and of Nature's God entitle them, a decent respect to the opinions of mankind requires that they should declare the causes which impel them to the separation.

Did you hear about my Prostate Examination? It caused the world eternal damnation!

by Jungle Fungus September 11, 2025