ex-post retracto

The term for when you leave a response to someone's post, then they take down the post.

My brilliant response to their Facebook status update was ex-post retractoed when they deleted their status.

by Dr John April 01, 2010

ex post facto

a retroactive law, a law that retroactively changes the legal consequences of acts committed or the legal status of facts and relationships that existed prior to the enactment of the law.

Guy 1: I just murdered dat bitch for facing me!
Guy 2: Damn! Dat Dumb fuck Bush just laid down a law 'bout dat shit!
Guy 1: Motha fucka!
Guy 2: Shit! You is screwed--dat law is ex post facto!

by Maynard Mann ('M' Dawg) June 21, 2006

ex post fapto

A series of habitual tasks undertaken upon the completion of a fap.

I always close my porn tabs ex post fapto.

by Geoffffffffff February 25, 2012

ex post fucto

lost in the mail

the letter from dad was ex post fucto

by mrisalreadytaken August 19, 2009