ex boyfriend

A loser who you dated in the past in which you can now look back and only regret because you were way better than him anyway.

Written from (past) personal experience. Please examine yours (ex boyfriend.)

by pdrea April 27, 2007

ex boyfriend

An asshole who left you for their ex girlfriend

My ex boyfriend is the reason why i have trust issues

by dimitra:) December 17, 2020

ex boyfriend

an extreme asshole who, after you break up with him for being a huge cry baby and control freak who plans your life together, decides to go out and get a random girlfriend then Instant Message you randomly about how him and his friend, who is also your friend, were talking shit about you behind your back! YAY!

ex boyfriend: yo, me and sara were listening to my ipod and came across a song that reminded us of you
girl: what song?
ex boyfriend: puke by eminem, its a good song you should download it.
*girl looks up lyrics to puke and cries*

by Jessica Marie February 4, 2007

ex boyfriend

a stupid fuck who must die at my hands, so to speak

I'm gonna kill my ex boyfriend if I ever see him again

by Thoushallspeakdaggerz March 19, 2006

ex boyfriend

the guy who says he loves you and would do any thing for you but yet he dumps you and then the week later he likes 6 of your best friends because his a man whore!! and now he still likes you and your six mates and more girls you don't know!!!!!

man what a back stabber

boy : hi baby i love you so much but i have to dump you because we "have more fun as friends" *cough* *lie* *cough*
girl : *cries*
now ex boyfriend : hi "girls" best friend i like you but i also like 6 other people

by ebsky December 15, 2005

ex boyfriend

ROOT OF ALL EVIL! Jelousy causing event, that leads to the destruction of all men.

I just talked to my ex boyfriend...
- great! WHy don't u just rape me with the schuett cock since that completely makes me wanna .... erahh!

by jesta:--> October 20, 2003

ex boyfriend

Ex boyfriends are the enemy. They tell you they love you and then stab you in the back and it the heart and leave you for your best friend

Example? You want an example? How about my ex boyfriend calling me every day to tell me how much he likes my best friend, right after we had broken up, and then turns around and calls her and tells her he loves her, and it turns out she loves him too

by emmaroo December 31, 2005