1) By far, the most gay Lucas art's adventure after star wars
2) Teletubbies + Star Wars = Ewoks
3) Teddy bears who live in endor
2) Teletubbies + Star Wars = Ewoks
3) Teddy bears who live in endor
by George Bush's Pretzle August 13, 2006
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(N) Noun.
Slang term, for a Hairy Testicle, or Testicles, When defined as Plural (Ewoks).
(V) Verb
The act of Dropping your nuts in someones face. Like a Tea Bag, but with Hairy Balls.
Slang term, for a Hairy Testicle, or Testicles, When defined as Plural (Ewoks).
(V) Verb
The act of Dropping your nuts in someones face. Like a Tea Bag, but with Hairy Balls.
ME--Yo, Homie, lets take a trip to Endor.
You--Why? WTF?
ME--So you can See My Ewoks
You--Oh, Hellz yeah!
Definition 2
Look, holmes, your mom passed out! Im gonna run over and EWOK her.
You--Why? WTF?
ME--So you can See My Ewoks
You--Oh, Hellz yeah!
Definition 2
Look, holmes, your mom passed out! Im gonna run over and EWOK her.
by Psychowolf October 30, 2007
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by anus April 30, 2004
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Ewoks are small teddy bear-like creatures from the Star Wars universe who live on the moon of Endor. They are primitive hunter gatherers, and use tools like spears. They live in little tree huts, where they spend their evenings getting absolutely fucked smoking all kinds of crazy drugs, often through pipes.
Ewoks are part of the reason why Return of the Jedi is considered the weakest film from the original Star Wars trilogy. But as a point of contention I would say they add some comic relief to the proceedings.
Wicket is the most well-known ewok of them all.
Wicket is the most well-known ewok of them all.
by rorz758 May 30, 2007
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by Chance74 August 12, 2009
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Local Slang for "Easy Women Of Kihei" or, at least it is in Kihei Maui... seeing as towns that begin with "K" number in the hundreds throughout the state, it could just as easy apply to "Kahalui" "Kailua" "Kohala" or "Kona" just to name a few. but I always use it to describe the easy, slutty party girls found in the Kalama Village "triangle" ( a one block den of alcoholic excess, perversion and vice, located in the the town of Kihei, now mind you I have no issues with such things... but you gotta call a spade a spade, no?)
ask any local boy (or girl) about what goes on in the triangle after the sun sets, and the wholesome family tourists head back to their rooms, and the young "fresh off the jet" swinging dicks head out into the night to try their luck in picking up an EWOK, some will piss off the wrong Kamaaina or worse - a burly Kanaka or three and end up a grease spot on the lanai of one of the many bars in the triangle. Others will "get lucky" and end up plying an EWOK with enough booze, and get themselves a piece of tail.
ask any local boy (or girl) about what goes on in the triangle after the sun sets, and the wholesome family tourists head back to their rooms, and the young "fresh off the jet" swinging dicks head out into the night to try their luck in picking up an EWOK, some will piss off the wrong Kamaaina or worse - a burly Kanaka or three and end up a grease spot on the lanai of one of the many bars in the triangle. Others will "get lucky" and end up plying an EWOK with enough booze, and get themselves a piece of tail.
Mainlander: "Hey man, I think that chick over there is scoping me out"
Resident buddy: "Yeah, she is... but Brah - She's one Dirty EWOK, everyone has had a piece of that skank - if you like go there brah, you bes double bag um, and you no can bring her into my Hale... you go pound that on da beach if you go make liedat.
Resident buddy: "Yeah, she is... but Brah - She's one Dirty EWOK, everyone has had a piece of that skank - if you like go there brah, you bes double bag um, and you no can bring her into my Hale... you go pound that on da beach if you go make liedat.
by Evil Snuffalupagus June 24, 2013
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noun: a person using clumsy hand movements and slurred speech to communicate- usually under the influence of drugs or alcohol.
reference: taken from the little creatures in Star Wars called ewok and their most memorable qualities which include a mix of indiscernible speech and awkward body language.
reference: taken from the little creatures in Star Wars called ewok and their most memorable qualities which include a mix of indiscernible speech and awkward body language.
I didn't think you'd be an ewok just after one shot!
Sorry what? I don't speak ewok so you gotta try a little harder dude. haha
Sorry what? I don't speak ewok so you gotta try a little harder dude. haha
by quigon March 03, 2009
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