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The fear of being in a coma, with the ability to see and hear everything but not communicate, while Everybody Loves Raymond plays continuously on the hospital television
After Dave described his everybodylovesaphobia, everyone agreed that there was a fate worse than death.
by Doctor Butt October 19, 2013
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Aug 1 Word of the Day
the act of texting people while you are pooping
ex. (talking to a friend on fbook chat)

person 1: hey man whats going on tonight
person 2: i gotta go to the bathroom il poopt you

or

person 1: whatsup man what are you doing?
person 2: poopting you
by mr.poopter January 26, 2011
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