"Don't even." is one of those sayings that you use when you're just -really- not in the mood, and basically it's telling someone that. No. Not really. It's actually more like: "Fuck off plz (:" But in a more.. polite way. It also can be short for: Don't even think about it.

Asking the origin or purpose of an unknown or mysterious object in a terrifying and confused manner.

The failure to so much as even achieve semantical coherence.

Contraction of "what is this I don't even". Typed when you're too astounded to tap out more than 9 keystrokes. Spoken when you're too stupefied for words.

NOT to be confused with whatever.

This is one of the best, if not THE BEST, songs written and performed by American grunge band Pearl Jam. This song is recognizable for its catchy guitar riff and its hardcore chorus. It appears in Guitar Hero 3 and is one of the best songs to play.

What a white girl says under stress and requires Starbucks immediately.

A bi-annual night of stress, guilt and recrimination where stressed out/ tired teachers who have spent the night frantically marking books converse with defensive / stressed parents who feel like they're being judged.

Parent's often don't let on who's mum and dad they are so teachers play a strange kind of guessing game trying to work out which of their pupils could be spawned by this combination of people.

They also can't risk calling them by the same surname of their children as theres a pretty good chance they're different.

Teachers try to be diplomatic and vague whilst parents want answers.