Person 1 = You smell like cheese!
Person 2 = Not even ow!

"Bob was telling me about that painful breakup he went through a while ago, but it seems like he's even keel now."

Courtney is "literally dying" because she "can't even."

Male 1: "Yo, bro I bought this AriZona Iced tea, and it tastes like Strawberries."
Male 2: "It's not even minty!"

Before I to to bed I enjoy my evening tug.

gonna sell my car, not expecting much from it...
but at least the deal should break even.

"I'm in the mood for a warm evening"