Evander is a silver fox! He walks fast and uses nearby walls to scratch his back! He is a thug disguised as a nerd! You don't want to mess with that guy!
by VWilliams003 February 12, 2020
by fanatik August 26, 2014
Evand is the coolest nigga ik fam like he even tho he’s a pothead and kind of retarted get you an evand bro he’s so chill and funny and he helps people when they need him the most
Man evand got the weed dude
For real bro
Yeah man holy smokes
And I seen him bang that chick bro
For real bro
Yeah dude
For real bro
Yeah man holy smokes
And I seen him bang that chick bro
For real bro
Yeah dude
by Sammyboy59 January 9, 2018
by vanillqa midget August 18, 2006
Evander handypalm, (n). A type of masturbation using a vinyl boxing glove and some KY to stroke your meat till you bust one out through the grasp hole, hopefully onto someplace it's had to wipe off. Done best while sweating after a workout in a locker room.
Tibone: You ever try the evander handypalm?
Ronnie: The what?
Tibone: That's when you beat off in a boxing glove.
Ronnie: Damn, that's weird, but I'll try it.
Ronnie: The what?
Tibone: That's when you beat off in a boxing glove.
Ronnie: Damn, that's weird, but I'll try it.
by hunkyfukkahff June 19, 2011
Making your girl shit in gladwrap and freezing it, then taking it out once frozen and using it as a dildo to fuck her with.
by Spikeadoodle July 21, 2020
The guy who name Evander is a funny boy, cute and handsome at the same time. He always try to make happy his girl half Japanese that always bullied him all day.
by InaBully November 24, 2021