Vandalism for the sake of the spread of the gospel of Jesus Christ

the man who knocked out mike tyson

Evander handypalm, (n). A type of masturbation using a vinyl boxing glove and some KY to stroke your meat till you bust one out through the grasp hole, hopefully onto someplace it's had to wipe off. Done best while sweating after a workout in a locker room.

Making your girl shit in gladwrap and freezing it, then taking it out once frozen and using it as a dildo to fuck her with.

Evand is the coolest nigga ik fam like he even tho he’s a pothead and kind of retarted get you an evand bro he’s so chill and funny and he helps people when they need him the most

a reason an Evan Gage is such an AWESOME!debater.