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A smoll boy that got rejected by his crush Joy. Is very horny always and is 60% gay. Is FCE partners with the legendary,mythical,magical,awesome urban dictionary word creator RCKOS.
Evan Kek: Would you date me?
Joy: I'm sorry,you're not my type
Joy: We can still be best friends right?
Evan Kek: ......
by RCKOS February 19, 2020
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Jul 6 Word of the Day
A polite term for shoving a lubricated probe into the Earth's hole to release gas.
Earth: I'm having trouble passing gas.

People: That's nothing a fracking won't fix.
by onehandcrabbing February 21, 2012
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