a transgender skank .. mostly with horrible hair

Eva Maria is the most hardworking and loyal friend anyone could ask for! Her fashion sense is great and so is her Netflix taste, Eva Maria always stands up for her friends and loves going to MCDonald’s with you if you have an Eva Maria in your life you better treasure her cause if you don’t you will lose the best friend and or girlfriend ever! If you have a girlfriend named Eva Maria don’t forget to pack that extra hoodie if you don’t then she’ll just steal the one you are wearing and it might be cute and all but she probably won’t give it back. Treasure and love your friends especially if their name is Eva Maria.

A polite, famous and athletic girl with giant footballs as boobs, with the name Eva and Maria. She always wants you to talk to her boobs otherwise she's gonna smack your face with them and you will cry the whole night. She'll not talk to you until you say to her boobs that you're sorry. Eva-Maria loves cucumbers and carrots.... ooh and bananas too.

Her skin color is orange because she ate that much carrots.

Is amazing, you should ask her out now

An amazing woman. She is beautiful inside and out, and she is very wholesome. If you have a friend like her, you are lucky. She is an angel brought down from heaven to bring kindness and strength to this world. She can have a dark side, and stand up for what is right a little to far, though.

A sexy mother fucker

A beautiful hardworking girl.She loves kids and has beautiful blonde hair and green eyes.She has 3 kids of her own and adopts 2 more.Everyone wants to be friends with her.Her smile is gorgeous