An Eva is one of the sweetest, funniest and most beautiful persons in the entire universe. She has natural sweet spot for annoying children’s songs even though they sometimes makes her utterly crazy whenever they get inside of her head. And they often do. It’s very common for an Eva to have brown hair and brown eyes, and some of the rarest ones also have blushing red cheeks which easily makes her stand out in a crowd of +10.000 people.

All Evas have an awesome sense of humor and perceive life’s greatest challenges in a light and fun way. The latter is necessity because they often get ambushed by random, curious people who want’s to chat with them for apparently not reason at all. Some Evas even carry secret nicknames amongst strangers without knowing - but it’s okay because the nicknames are - without exception - always sweet and innocent. They also like cake and pastry and they enjoy working with infrastructure, too.
OMG dude can you hear that humming? She must be an Eva
She sure is man. I asked for her name last week - I simply had to find out if she truly is one.
by bagermesterharepus March 06, 2018
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As time progresses, idiocacy increases.
Foolish lafta progresses to eva afta daft & dafta.
by Hercolena Oliver April 17, 2010
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Daddy I want to bless you with this Eva bless.
You have the eva bless pum pum.
by D.J December 26, 2016
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A female individual that always has a penis in her schoolbag to write her sad little poems with.
I'm sorry - isek zobbi
Dude: yo can we buy a pizza?
Dude 2: Shut the fuck up
Dude: Why? I just want a pizza
Dude 2: I said shut the fuck up, Eva Brannon
Dude: Why did you have to do me like that
by Murerdaw April 11, 2020
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Eva C is a kind person and she makes several references to random things. She watches too many old shows as well as reminsces her childhood. She also has a good style
Oh eva c you're watching Christmas songs in July again?

There eva c is again making another edit!
by Castratedsugar July 02, 2021
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