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verb: to expel semen that has been ejaculated into one's bodily orifice by another person, e.g. by defecating after anal sex, or by douching after vaginal sex.

etymology: hybridization of "evacuate" (as in, "evacuate one's bowels," i.e. to shit; "evacuate one's bladder," i.e. to piss) and "ejaculate," i.e. to cum, jizz, nut, etc.
After Bob nutted up her poop chute, Mary went to toilet to evaculate.
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Verb. During intercourse, the man decides to pull out and ejaculates in the process.
"Hey man, did you nail her last night?" "Ya, but I evaculated all over her."
by Sexoholic October 12, 2012
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