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Highlights of 2004's Eurovision song contest:

- Satelite feed of woman blowing her nose
- Xena Warrior Princesses from Ukraine winning
- UK getting more than 0 this year (hurray!)
by Mister Ignorant May 17, 2004
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A cultural and aesthetic mind-state that prioritizes making money, even as an “underground” or “radical” creator. The work isn’t made for money, but it’s the money that matters the most.
“Dude, his stuff is pretty out there but he’s still pretty Finance Punk.”
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Song contest which takes place annually in Europe, first started in 1956 and has recently had its 50th show, has launched the career of bands 'ABBA' and 'BRAINSTORM'.
Popular worlidwide not just Europe.
by Vicki Baron November 01, 2005
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A european song contest in which Australia participates even if they aren’t fucking close to Europe.
Each year, they do the finale in the country of last year’s winner.
-Where will they do Eurovision next year if Australia wins this year?
-I don’t know, I guess we’ll just cancel it
by abcef54 April 16, 2018
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Mediocre performers, crappy songs, but for some strange reason massive loads of fun - even if you're not a flaming homosexual.
Digg-loo, diggi-lei
by bllah January 08, 2004
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the worlds funiest competition in the world better than football word cup even the OLYMPICS and only exclusive 2 european citizens TAKE THAT USA u suc
by snob November 14, 2003
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