a dude with a small ass dick, smells like old Doritos and Mt. Dew, looks like a pine cone, and sucks at life, getting girls, and playing cod

A weird ass guy who can't pick up girls and spends his time shooting up schools and also thinks rape should be legal

A place in Oregon where women do not need to shave their armpits.

A very cool guy who makes everyone laugh. Once you meet him, you will want to be his friend right away. He is super cute and very good-looking. He has amazing taste...in music, clothes, food, everything. Every girl secretly wishes that he could be her boyfriend...mainly because he recently broke up with his girlfriend...mainly because everyone knows that he likes commitment...mainly because he is sweet and knows how to treat a girl...mainly because however strange and wierd he may be, he's perfect. In his own little way, he is perfect.

a wonderful city in oregon, home of the u of o ducks. a great college city with a great community. the grass is green, people are happy, and everyone is nice. this place is as close to heaven on earth as you can get. crime rate is low, girls are hot, air is clean, and fun is easy to come by. a dull day in eugene (aka paradise) is better than a great day in other cities.

Someone who is known to be a fatass behind the computer who just breathes into the mic to lure girl to have sex with him. He is also know for his countless acts of school shooting attempts and desperately fails.

A guy with a huge cock who gets all the girls. He is the embodiment of awesome.