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The penis.
A poet.
A painter.
son of DOM KWOK
郭天元
The Penis to suck
Brad Wolf
The straight man.
Son of Wammy Kwok.
The bearer of Truth and the Golden Phallus.
The Man.
A GIGOLO.
The King of Eralund.
The Cree King.
AN Athlete.
The protector of women whores and homosexuals... a saint.
The living legend.
The true Canadian.
A patriot.
A singer.
The Critic.
by BRAD Wolf December 13, 2018
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A pubic hair piece. A toupee for the pubic area/genitals. In the 1700’s when mercury was used to treat sexually transmitted diseases (Gonorrhea or Syphilis) one of the side effects was the loss of pubic hair. To disguise this condition, that was not cured by mercury, a Merkin was employed.
17th Century setting: Due to his treatment of the "French Pox" (syphilis) with mercury a merkin Gwendolyn used a Merkin to used to hide the side effects of hair loss and not alarm her husband.
by David W. Tuthill December 30, 2005
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