The introduction of one's digit into another's anus, especially durng sex, resulting in a brown finger/tip; caused by a torpedo in the tube, a turtle head ready to poke out.
Poop in the shute.
Poop in the shute.
Me:
Dang!!! I was BDP'ing this chick, gave 'er a finger up the ass, and ran into a turd!!!
Felix:
Dude, you got ET'd!!!That's AWESOME!!!!
Dang!!! I was BDP'ing this chick, gave 'er a finger up the ass, and ran into a turd!!!
Felix:
Dude, you got ET'd!!!That's AWESOME!!!!
by the snake & caca ferguson October 03, 2006
Scrabble Player: What kind of word is "et"?
Scrabble Cheater: It's a word. Means the same as eat. Like in you et, I et, we all et.
Scrabble Cheater: It's a word. Means the same as eat. Like in you et, I et, we all et.
by Dad Wants a Rematch July 22, 2009
Girl - Why is your nickname ET? Do you really love that movie or something?
Guy - No, I have an extra testicle...
Girl - That's cool.
Guy - No, I have an extra testicle...
Girl - That's cool.
by Roy October 21, 2003
man 1: "hey, have you heard Fear the Awakening's new song 'the Totally Unnecessary Bath and the Excessive Taint Scrubbing'?"
man2: "yeh, that's funny, i gave your mother an ETS last night."
man 1: "dink."
man2: "yeh, that's funny, i gave your mother an ETS last night."
man 1: "dink."
by carltonfunkbass March 03, 2010