Ethan what a count we all know a trotter who is a faggot he has a small willy. It's a fact a trotter will never get any pussy. They love there dad a little too much and there mum is a slut.

He likes giving Zachstrikesgames the suck then he likes his cum in his ass

A very cool/ funny guy that is easy to talk to. He thinks he’s hilarious, and because he thinks this, he is. Ethan has great hair and the cutest freckles. He’s such a fun person, as well as a great friend. He is there for you in a way most people can’t be. His smile is infectious, and he has the cutest laugh. He’s so so goofy, and he’s not afraid to show it. Ethan is a very genuine person that is so much fun to have in your life. He’s also an AMAZING kisser. Overall, 12/10 guy.

A good friend but sometimes acts like a kevin

A little kevin

The Council above all, and way better, sexier, hotter, hottest, bigger than Kevin.

Ethan Uhlig is the best brother I have ever had.