ETERNAL MARRIAGE = a doctrine taught by Mormons wherein couples are married for eternity.
Most Christians teach that people are married "until death do us part".

Most people are actually married "until divorce does us part".

But MORMONISM believes in ETERNAL MARRIAGE.
by Isaiah Fourman March 17, 2009
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A nicer way of saying the phrase, "eternal damnation", which means you'll go to Hell and be poked at with hot pitchforks wielded by Satan and his minions for ever and ever.
I didn't worship Gosh, so now I'm going to go to Heck and receive eternal darnation!
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One of the best shooter games ever and a good game in general, the glory kill system provides for combat unlike most other games where instead of staying behind of enemies you are rewarded for going in and going straight for demons also cacademons are much easier due to them being put in a glory kill state when a bomb is fired into their mouth.
Doom Eternal is a good game
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The incapability to bag any females at all. Forever unable to communicate effectively with a person of the opposite gender.
Tim can't bag no girls, he's eternally bitchless.
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God tier game that is guaranteed to increase the testosterone levels of any man that plays it. Even incels will be transformed into chads after the first few levels.
Doom Eternal is probably one of, if not the best FPS in years.
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It's more than rivalry. It's more than Ash and Gary from Pokemon.
It's more than Ryu and Ken from Street Fighter.

It's an aggressive clashing of eternal friends in a competition which could nearly destroy the world but because of overusing it, the world is now used to get destroyed everytime so it takes less time to get back to the original form.

Top notch rivalry in brutal ultra deluxe.

Opponent, competitor or such pussy words can't describe the Überness of this new word.
No example. If there are two best friends who really like to beat the shit out of each other, you can call that eternal rivalment. Because they will never learn out of the situation.
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(n, abstract). Back in the day, internet use was restricted largely to scientists, college students, and professors. Therefore, these people were the only people operating the Usenet (Forum - mods = Usenet). Every September, the Usenet would see a large influx of new college freshmen who were not familiar with the established standard of Usenet use. They would temporarily ruin the experience for about a month.
Then came the September of 1994.

That year, thanks to AOL opening up the Internet and Usenet to the masses, the influx of noobs did not end. Soon, the new users vastly outnumbered their predecessors, and nonsense and flame wars became the norm. This phenomenon is referred to as "Eternal September", as the uptick of new users has not ended, nor will it end in the foreseeable future.
Before Eternal September, the Internet was for news and discussions and long range communication.

Now. it's just for porn, flaming, and substanceless junk. Like most of YouTube and Lolcats.
by acphlem July 2, 2009
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