May 29 Word of the Day
Mercury retrograde is the act of taking a shit whilst mooning one or more human beings. Your day can typically being going well, according to your horoscope, until you are forced into witnessing Mercury retrograde. Performing Mercury retrograde will often speed the astrological cycle forward for the individual performing the Mercury retrograde, bringing about happy and fruitful times to come.
As the sun sank down over the pier, the children fishing gazed in horror as the lard-ass on his flat bottom boat sent the lakeshore into Mercury retrograde.
by BatWingg May 17, 2021
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He is the greatest guy you will ever meet. He will be sweet and nice and caring. But most importantly he will listen and not many guys do that so if you ever meet a estuardo then he is a keeper he’s a great friend but if you have him as a boyfriend then you are lucky because he is the at sex he will rock your world around if he fucks you and he’s the best a proposals
Trust me when I say he’s a keeper.<3
Trust me when I say he’s a keeper.<3
Girl 1: did you just see the guy that just got here it must his first day imma go say hi to him. Omg bestie he was so nice and sweet and caring he was such an estuardo
by lil_shawdy March 30, 2020