A 19th century perpetual motion machine powered by steam, theorized by Alberto Einstein but no actual production models were ever built.
Alberto told the eager investors gathered in Plaza de Suenos that for as few as 500 Pesos they could own a piece of his revolucionary self esteem engine.
by megnao flimpis August 12, 2003
Boy- ur not so pretty
Girl-u just ruined my self-esteem
Boy- how can i ruin your self-esteem? its called SELF-esteem for a reason
Girl-u just ruined my self-esteem
Boy- how can i ruin your self-esteem? its called SELF-esteem for a reason
by like hell im giving my name July 16, 2008
When you compensate with colourful and vibrant shelving systems when living in a rented house or apartment where the occupier is not allowed to paint or hang things up.
When I moved in here I needed something not in magnolia, so to boost my shelf esteem I bought those wild shelves.
by jonnimac November 18, 2010
When you cream a gloppy load of cum in a cunt that rejected you at first. When a twat initially rejects your ass then changes her mind and fucks you. You now have cream esteem. It's much like revenge fucking.
What a fucking cunt mongrelthat twat wouldn't even give me the time of day. Don't worry talk her into fucking you and get back your cream esteem. I just squeezed a gloppy loadin that bitches cornea that will show her. It doesn't matter if you cum in her ear, her asshole, in her left nostril, or cunt you have earned back your cream esteem. it's just like revenge fucking.
by InsertAndSquirt74 January 22, 2014
A status on facebook usually made by girls purposely written in a way because she knows the comments will make her feel good/pretty/ etc.
Annoying attention whore- *thinks* I feel ugly :(. I know! I'll go on facebook and make a self-esteem status
Annoying attention whore- I wish I looked like those victoria secret models! ugh :(
nicole- omg babigurl you do! &&luvu
brenda- you look way better than them!
Dave- shut up bitch
Annoying attention whore- I wish I looked like those victoria secret models! ugh :(
nicole- omg babigurl you do! &&luvu
brenda- you look way better than them!
Dave- shut up bitch
by brandon2k9 December 10, 2009
Abbreviated as "SEF"
The friend(s) of a highly attractive girl who's sole purpose is to make the attractive girl feel better about themselves and look perpetually times more attractive to guys.
Also, the SEF serves a double purpose as a cockblocker
The friend(s) of a highly attractive girl who's sole purpose is to make the attractive girl feel better about themselves and look perpetually times more attractive to guys.
Also, the SEF serves a double purpose as a cockblocker
Charlie: Yo check out that slut over at that table, shes hot as fuck. Im'a go get that.
Justin: Yeah dude, but check out all her friends.
Charlie: Fucking Self Esteem Friends...
Justin: Yeah dude, but check out all her friends.
Charlie: Fucking Self Esteem Friends...
by You Wont, No Balls May 15, 2011