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to present false information about oneself or to assume an identity other than one's own (after former Wikipedia employee Essjay)
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by Essjay December 05, 2007
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Aug 11 Word of the Day
A phrase to describe someone who is cognitively degenerating. Synonym of "going off the deep end". Can have varying degrees of severity.

Reference to the song "Hey You" by Pink Floyd. The line "and the worms ate into his brain" makes no sense in an otherwise linear and literal narration throughout the lyrics.
"My boyfriend has a total case of brain worms. He told me the cat was bugged so the Feds could listen in on us having sex..."

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"You totally stumbled over that entire sentence. Can't speak English all of a sudden? What, do you have brain worms?"
by _Jez_ October 03, 2009
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(1) A hideous troll creature who preys on weak men.
(2) An insult used towards someone acting like a whore.
You are such and essjay" or "Don't be an essjay
by Running Refridgerator June 26, 2011
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