Act of creating an Alaskan Hot Pocket with your partner to preform the Alaskan Pipeline (AKA Eskimo Popsicle) and then using the Alaskan Pipeline leftovers to knock out your partner and ride the Alaskan Bobsled to victory.
Alaskan Hot Pocket -The glorious act in which one or more persons defecate into a condom, and while holding it from the open end, swings it in a circular motion to ensure that the fecal matter attains the maximum fill capacity of the condom.
Alaskan Pipeline - the act of pooping in to a condom, freezing the rubber overnight, then inserting it in to ones anus.
Alaskan Bobsled - While performing intercourse doggie style, the male knocks the female unconscious and proceeds to ride her down the stairs while still engaged in intercourse.
Alaskan Hot Pocket -The glorious act in which one or more persons defecate into a condom, and while holding it from the open end, swings it in a circular motion to ensure that the fecal matter attains the maximum fill capacity of the condom.
Alaskan Pipeline - the act of pooping in to a condom, freezing the rubber overnight, then inserting it in to ones anus.
Alaskan Bobsled - While performing intercourse doggie style, the male knocks the female unconscious and proceeds to ride her down the stairs while still engaged in intercourse.
Did you ever clean up the mess from your Eskimo Trifecta?
There are 3 type of people that feel the need to complete the Eskimo Trifecta, it is the reason they live alone.
If you find someone willing to complete the Eskimo Trifecta, RUN!!
There are 3 type of people that feel the need to complete the Eskimo Trifecta, it is the reason they live alone.
If you find someone willing to complete the Eskimo Trifecta, RUN!!
by The Three Wiseman April 03, 2021
1.) When two men acknowledge the fact that they have become intimately involved with a pair of twins and begin to bond over this knowledge.
2.) If they are identical twins this leads to the potential for the two men to become eskimo brothers and eskimo twins. Something few have ever accomplished.
2.) If they are identical twins this leads to the potential for the two men to become eskimo brothers and eskimo twins. Something few have ever accomplished.
1.) I can’t believe we got with a set of twins at the club last night. I guess that makes us eskimo twins.
2.) It would be legendary to swap twins for the night and get the dual citizenship of eskimo brothers and eskimo twins.
2.) It would be legendary to swap twins for the night and get the dual citizenship of eskimo brothers and eskimo twins.
by jud bud July 27, 2021
When you poop in a condom, then tie it off and freeze it turning it into a delightful frozen turd dildo.
by Emtrondon December 10, 2016
The resulting sound associated with The Mexican Whistler.
Bob: Last night was amazing! I've never heard you "Eskimo Whistle" so loudly before!
Tom: Yeah, I know. We shouldn't have had so many beans for lunch yesterday.
Tom: Yeah, I know. We shouldn't have had so many beans for lunch yesterday.
by chuckyk18 January 11, 2010
girl 1: who was your first kiss?
girl 2: robbie!
girl 1: no way me to!!
girl 2: you're my eskimo wife!!
girl 2: robbie!
girl 1: no way me to!!
girl 2: you're my eskimo wife!!
by chocolatelover235 February 15, 2016