an underachiever in society, usually does not complete much further than tenth grade. dress code includes a striped, collered shirt, a white hat advertising some brand such as dada, ecko, nike or adidas, a small backpack is nessesary and of course every eshlad must be rocking a pair of nike TN's. local hangouts include train stations and tobacconists. almost every train in opperation will consist of at least 1 group of these junkies in training. spray cans are optional to complete the look. PIG LATIN IS THE ONLY LANGUAGE ACCEPTED!!!

A polite term for shoving a lubricated probe into the Earth's hole to release gas.

Anaemic pubescent Caucasians from respectable middle class homes who affect toughness by the wearing of pastels and white caps and congregate in public to intimidate rival crews by insulting their choice of nautica polo shirt and casting aspersions on one another's sexual integrity.

Fags walking around dressed in:
-horizontally striped shirts
-canterbury shorts or pants
-nike tn's
-nautica hats
-tiny backpack that would fit only a spray can..

They often use the words
-lad
-bruhh
-cuz
-eshayez
-sick

And at the end of their words u will often find they add

skiez... (pronounced skeeze)

eg..

ladskiez!

Kings of choueifat's 2017 graduating class. Absolute ledges who scream esh everywhere they go.

normal person: hey there
eshlad: 1 .. 2 .. 3 ..
eshlads: ESHHHHHH

A lad who is esh, really cool and lots of good swag not some poof. Wears a bumbag, nike dry fit cap and usually appears in yellow and pink polos with a shank.