MAYONESE ON ESCALATOR!!!!!!!!!!!
A common mayonese in it's natural territory
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A common mayonese in it's natural territory
that wil suky suky you're mum twat
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Medley of recognizable show tunes, popular music and sometimes classical pieces played by piano near escalators in department stores, malls or cruise ships.
My best friend of a friend rides the escalator at Nordstrom's continuously just to listen to the escalator music.
by majones1973 December 18, 2009
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Rules of courtesy for using an escalator, particularly in Japan. Essentially, if you are not going to continue walking while on the escalator, stick to one side (in Japan, the left side) so that walkers have room to pass.
"If you're going to treat the escalator like a theme park ride, at least have the decency to observe escalator etiquette."
by gingitsune23 January 14, 2009
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A group of Mexican women stacked on top of each other, covered in taco sauce and chili peppers. A guy then proceeds to individually ass-rape each girl with a nacho-cheese covered dick.
by E.E. Atbls May 28, 2009
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When someone posts something to their facebook status and a thread evolves from it that escalates the status until commenters feel it necessary to seek out the poster by other means such as IM or even phone call.
Status Update: Girl 1 is 7 days in, and not looking back! :+).
Guy 1: ???
Girl 2: ???
Girl 2: haha...Guy 1 and I posted the same thing at the exact same time....Freaky!
Guy 1: I know, right? I barely hit enter when I got an email saying "Girl 2 also posted a comment"
Girl 2: Freaky! Great minds think alike! : )
Guy 1: Now if only Girl 1 was as fast to respond if we were :p
Girl 2: Maybe sometime next week we'll get a response :P
Guy 1: A week? I don't have that kind of time!! Maybe I should call her?
Girl 2: Yeah, she might get back to you by Friday if you do that! Lol
Guy 1: I got ahold of her on IM! She claims she'll come respond!
Guy 1: This has become a classic case of Facebook Escalation!
Guy 1: ???
Girl 2: ???
Girl 2: haha...Guy 1 and I posted the same thing at the exact same time....Freaky!
Guy 1: I know, right? I barely hit enter when I got an email saying "Girl 2 also posted a comment"
Girl 2: Freaky! Great minds think alike! : )
Guy 1: Now if only Girl 1 was as fast to respond if we were :p
Girl 2: Maybe sometime next week we'll get a response :P
Guy 1: A week? I don't have that kind of time!! Maybe I should call her?
Girl 2: Yeah, she might get back to you by Friday if you do that! Lol
Guy 1: I got ahold of her on IM! She claims she'll come respond!
Guy 1: This has become a classic case of Facebook Escalation!
by Andreyl November 24, 2008
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by Δεκλαν October 05, 2020
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Typically the left side of an escalator dedicated to speedy individuals who don't have the time or patience to let the escalator take them where they need to go, therefore, they angrily speed-hop (sometimes taking double steps) up or down the moving staircase and pass everyone on the right side, leaving them with the following possible impressions:
"I'm more important than you; shove it"
"I'm wearing a suit and have places to be"
"Oh shit I'm late I'm late I'm late"
"I have to catch a bus, get out of my way or I'll trip you"
You can use this method to your advantage, but if you fall on your ass and go tumbling down the moving stairs, you're on your own.
"I'm more important than you; shove it"
"I'm wearing a suit and have places to be"
"Oh shit I'm late I'm late I'm late"
"I have to catch a bus, get out of my way or I'll trip you"
You can use this method to your advantage, but if you fall on your ass and go tumbling down the moving stairs, you're on your own.
Stacy totally just fell down the escalator express lane! She was moving too fast for her own good.
What!? Is she okay?
She'll be fine. She was on her ass but fortunately still moving upwards.
What!? Is she okay?
She'll be fine. She was on her ass but fortunately still moving upwards.
by jwat949 September 26, 2011
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