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A man who claims his penis is as big as from his thumb to his pinky, extended. He also savagely defends the position that he wasn’t jerkin his weiner
Sometimes you just gotta esanbock
by Chickenbock March 09, 2018
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Aug 1 Word of the Day
the act of texting people while you are pooping
ex. (talking to a friend on fbook chat)

person 1: hey man whats going on tonight
person 2: i gotta go to the bathroom il poopt you

or

person 1: whatsup man what are you doing?
person 2: poopting you
by mr.poopter January 26, 2011
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