Derogatory term for two gay males. This can be a noun to describe someone, a noun to describe an act, and an adjective.
Noun1: Heh heh, check out Bert and Ernie!
Noun2: Ew! They were in the bathroom doin' the Bert and Ernie!
Adjective: Those two homos are so Bert and Ernie!
by The Protagonist July 26, 2005
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The evil pedophile uncle of the deaf, dumb, and blind kid in The Who's Tommy.

He gets drunk and "fiddles about" when poor Thomas' parents aren't home.
Uncle Ernie was played by keith moon, their very fucking amazing drummer, in the movie version.
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A Hot Ernie is when you take a dump in someone's pillowcase right before they go to bed.
Sab: Awe man, I went to go to sleep, but my pillow was warm and smelt foul. I looked in and found someone deficated in there.
Grimm: Dude, someone took a crap in your pillowcase?
Pat: Hahaha, you got a Hot Ernie
by r1vethead October 27, 2009
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A dildo made from a fresh turd, obtained from a public convenience and then put in the freezer until hard.
I'm not using the freezer until that ginger bastard ali cleans it out, he's been making little ernies again.
by Little Ernie February 02, 2010
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1. A faceless benefactor who pays for lunches, dinners, happy hours and rounds of golf. In return, you must endure some type of Ernst & Young abuse

2. EY's way to make it up for the significant salary differences between you and your friends at PwC, KPMG and/or Deloitte
"Dude, don't order another round shots. It's like $120 bucks." "Don't worry. Let Uncle Ernie pick up this round."
by Rich Jeaneret July 22, 2008
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The form of a female vagina in which the labia is seemingly missing. A slit is all that is present looking almost exactly like the mouth of Ernie from Sesame Street.
by caesar h April 15, 2008
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Sexual term when two dudes give each other hand jobs in separate beds.
Those two room mates are so homo, they probably give each other Bert and Ernies all the time.
by Intrepid Traveler February 16, 2012
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