I looked down at the long strech of open bench, and wondered why my friend was trying to make us into burt and ernie
by hitlist821 April 04, 2009
A girl who is having a threesome with two guys, gets them rock hard and then leaves to get condoms, never returning, leaving two erect men in a room alone together.
-"I pretty much used these douchebags for drinks all night and when we got back to their place.."
-"You fucked them?"
-"Nope, Bert and Ernie."
-"You fucked them?"
-"Nope, Bert and Ernie."
by mrsclaaaaark August 16, 2011
the color a person gets when they over tan, fake bake, or use self-tanning cream where the color does not look right most obvious in the winter months in the midwest. Named after the Sesame Street character of the same name and color; oompa loompa
Who is Esme trying to fool? It's winter... in Minnesota... pretty sure we don't have sun or beaches... she looks redic! Doesn't she know she's ernie orange?
by lotuspanda March 15, 2008
refers to an usually fat middle-aged woman's saggy rack, supposedly because they resemble the character Bert from the children's TV show Sesame Street's long oval-shaped head.
by PaigeParanoiaa October 16, 2008
Ronnie: Did you have sex with that guy last night
Jenny: No, we almost did, then he pulled a Dirty Ernie on me.
Jenny: No, we almost did, then he pulled a Dirty Ernie on me.
by johnnysgirl February 24, 2009
The notion or idea of experiencing consciousness, as of for the first time with all senses, when on a particularly bad acid trip.
by Cookie W February 24, 2018
Where a person is shitting on the toilet and describing it in great detail to their partner who then has to vomit and does so into the lap of the person on the toilet.
A guy was wrapping on the toilet and describing his creamy bowel movement to his girl who had just finished eating, she gagged twice before she couldnt fight it any longer and proceeded to give her guy an Ernie Special and vommited onto his lap.
by Einre June 14, 2019