Urban Dictionary: erni

Bert hi
Ernie hi Bert and Ernie

by Super Coopz November 12, 2019

When someone poops in a urinal, it's called a 'standing ernie'.

I went to the gas station last night to take a big fat juicy dump, when I noticed that someone did a standing ernie.

by Brokedowning/PG November 27, 2017

He is a 2 year old virgin that nobody likes and is the worst boyfriend and person ever - Donald Trump and Theresa May

by davehascraves February 05, 2019

A guy who likes to get ejected in the finals. Especially in the 1st quarter.

I don't want to play today... i think i will pull a ernie santi.

by Mr.webos December 28, 2018

A completely incompetent kentucky govenor who will never be reelected and should rethink his decision to go into politics
see dumbfuck

by oldladysgivegum July 14, 2006

A term used towards a friend or partner who does or says something stupid.

"Errr Brad, you ernie burger, of course I love you!!"

by cocopop January 17, 2007

Ernie Dingo gets done in the Bum.

by Dannylol October 31, 2008