Erin Aled, also referred to as the town slut can often be found getting off with sheep and other welsh cattle. Her teeth will be seen from a satellite image in space and her lips touch the ceiling when she looks up.

Mercury retrograde is the act of taking a shit whilst mooning one or more human beings. Your day can typically being going well, according to your horoscope, until you are forced into witnessing Mercury retrograde. Performing Mercury retrograde will often speed the astrological cycle forward for the individual performing the Mercury retrograde, bringing about happy and fruitful times to come.