When you see someone pull off an insane glitch in THPS and your peepee goes big
by devoxel March 28, 2018
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Coitus Erectus (Latin: fucker, fuck-person, or motherfucker) is the scientific name for a new kind of homo sapiens sub-species, differentiated by the female having excessive bitchy tendencies, and the male's astonishing ability to nurse the phallus using his own oral cavity (Scientific: to suck one's own dick, to fuck one's self).

The male and female Coitus Erectus often engage in morally-controversial and sexually-deviant behaviors (by homo sapiens standards), which lead to their initial discovery and categorization.
Having no reason to go out and find a mate, all the males of the Coitus Erectus sub-species died out within a generation.
by neonmafia October 12, 2014
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A special type of homo sapiens. The species is endangered. There is only one left. The species originates from Asia.
I have just found a skull belonging to a Henrikus Erectus.
by Professor Rick September 16, 2018
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when you think dudes are hot
Yeah... you're suffering from a case of homo erectus. You're wang is hugified, by a man and not by a woman
by thaotherb December 05, 2004
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someone who is such a complete penis that they exceed the parameters of the word.. they are in fact a penis erectus.

note: it can also be used at trivial moments
can you believe that cock was sleeping with 14 other girls?
-- what a penis erectus!

note eg: oh my god that penis erectus just stole my parking spot!
by -shorty- March 15, 2006
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