The name given to a person who gets hard ons (willingly or unwillingly) over another person of the same gender. Also the predecessor to modern man. Eg) A not so distant cousin of the cave-man.
The term originated in 18th century mongolia where native tribes referred to the pandas who would go on to destroy all erectile functions of their future children and thus destroy all chances of survival.
Others claim that the phrase was coined when Arturo Lupoli used it to describe the actions of team-mate Kerry Gilbert after a fifth round Carling Cup tie in 2005.
Finally it is argued that the phrase simply refers to the act of wanking vigourously in the toilets of the Oriental Buffet in Alperton.
The term originated in 18th century mongolia where native tribes referred to the pandas who would go on to destroy all erectile functions of their future children and thus destroy all chances of survival.
Others claim that the phrase was coined when Arturo Lupoli used it to describe the actions of team-mate Kerry Gilbert after a fifth round Carling Cup tie in 2005.
Finally it is argued that the phrase simply refers to the act of wanking vigourously in the toilets of the Oriental Buffet in Alperton.
Yo homie, i think nick is a bit of a Homo Erectus, specially after seeing him eyeing up dat foo over der called John.
Mother? There is no other.
Mother? There is no other.
by Homie_erectile_disfunction July 15, 2006
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An ancient species of primitive man who habitually walked about with huge boners, and had just one thing on their minds.
The homo erectus species faded out of existence fairly quickly due to their inherent failure in finding very many willing females to procreate their species. And you can't exactly blame the ladies, really --- after all, how many gals would wanna even *get near* a hulking hairy dude with a disgustingly-obvious and perpetually rock-hard schlong, let alone spread their legs for him??? I mean, seriously --- a lascivious stud should at least take the time to get to know a human heifer a little bit first, rather than just giving her a huge eager stupid "Gimme s'mass, baby!" grin and attempting to jump her bones the moment he first sets eyes on her!
by QuacksO December 29, 2017
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"Sorry hermione I can't enter your gryffindor because I have an erectus defectus."
"Hermione! I want to enter your chamber of secrets but I have an erectus defectus. "
"Hermione! I want to enter your chamber of secrets but I have an erectus defectus. "
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a biological term found on white power and nazi websites to describe dark-skinned people of african descent, designed to perpetuate the belief that blacks are genetically different from whites and asians because of their longer forearms, larger foreheads, and wider nose and lips; a word used by racists to suggest that the Negroid race, unlike the Caucasian and Mongoloid races, is closer to the chimpanzee than homo sapiens.
White Power Dude #1: Did you see how many murders those niggers did last night?
White Power Dude #2: What you expect from an afropithecus erectus. They ain't like you and me.
White Power Dude #2: What you expect from an afropithecus erectus. They ain't like you and me.
by Jason Corrigan June 24, 2008
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Dude i went to the strip club last night and i walked in a Bromo Sapien but walked out a Bromo Erectus.
by lazboy105 November 24, 2009
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