by devoxel March 28, 2018
Coitus Erectus (Latin: fucker, fuck-person, or motherfucker) is the scientific name for a new kind of homo sapiens sub-species, differentiated by the female having excessive bitchy tendencies, and the male's astonishing ability to nurse the phallus using his own oral cavity (Scientific: to suck one's own dick, to fuck one's self).
The male and female Coitus Erectus often engage in morally-controversial and sexually-deviant behaviors (by homo sapiens standards), which lead to their initial discovery and categorization.
The male and female Coitus Erectus often engage in morally-controversial and sexually-deviant behaviors (by homo sapiens standards), which lead to their initial discovery and categorization.
Having no reason to go out and find a mate, all the males of the Coitus Erectus sub-species died out within a generation.
by neonmafia October 12, 2014
A special type of homo sapiens. The species is endangered. There is only one left. The species originates from Asia.
by Professor Rick September 16, 2018
by Guy Ragetobia March 09, 2015
Yeah... you're suffering from a case of homo erectus. You're wang is hugified, by a man and not by a woman
by thaotherb December 05, 2004
by Yohan spleefster November 19, 2010
someone who is such a complete penis that they exceed the parameters of the word.. they are in fact a penis erectus.
note: it can also be used at trivial moments
note: it can also be used at trivial moments
can you believe that cock was sleeping with 14 other girls?
-- what a penis erectus!
note eg: oh my god that penis erectus just stole my parking spot!
-- what a penis erectus!
note eg: oh my god that penis erectus just stole my parking spot!
by -shorty- March 15, 2006