erectnophobia

n. the fear of getting a boner at the wrong time.

I was my in-laws, my hot sister-in-law came in and i got some serious erectnophobia.

Erectnophobia is the fear of an erect penis or other phallic items.

(Comes from the two words of erect and phobia)

John: I swear she must have erectnophobia or something.
Bob: Why?

John: She keeps gagging every time I get a hard-on

by Astrozombiecat April 11, 2020