An unbalanced equation is typically seen on college campuses, sporting events, workout facilities as well as in the general population. An unbalanced equation is when a male on the lower end of the 1-10 spectrum (4 and below) is dating a female that is ranked highly on the 1-10 scale (8 and up). The male in the relationship is typically insecure about himself and has large muscles. This situation does not work in the opposite direction because no man is dumb enough to date an ugly girl.
Friend 1: Look at that unbalanced equation over by the crosswalk.
Friend 2: Holy shit dude you are right, he's totally like a 4 and she's a 9.5.
by tlskxchris October 16, 2009
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an equation for beauty:
(health+kindness)*postiveness/time=beauty
or
(h+k)*p/t=b
or for those of you who prefer surgery
(work+patience)-money=beauty
or
(w+p)-m=b
deborah has been exercising every day and eating the right foods and being nice to her neighbors and she alwasy smiles.. in a few months she began to look more and more beautiful.. this proves the beauty equation
surgery;
lisa went to go get higher cheekbones.. the docotrs worked hard and with patience and a 5,000$ bill her cheekbones were higher than ever









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When you fart and the warmth of the fart rises, and sometimes you might even feel a fart bubble travel up your back.
Ooo, the fart equator was a weird feeling, with the bubble and all
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Someone, usually a man, who's in love with math. If math were a person a Equation Fucker would like to make sweet love to them.
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y=-(sin(x^(1.7/6)+4)+(1/x))+10 is the sine function that measures the curve of Jensen Ackles/ Dean Winchester's booty
Fangirl 1#: Using y=-(sin(x^(1.7/6)+4)+(1/x))+10 to measure the curve of Jensen's butt
Fangirl2#: You mean the Ackles Ass Equation
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An if/then equation made famous by R Kelly in the remix of Make it Rain. The equation is as follows:

If you order one bottle, then you fuck with one model
Order more bottles, then you got more models

Using the Transitive property of equality, and if bottles are A, and models are B, the equation can be simplified to:

If A=1, then B=1 and if A>1, then B>1
Using the R Kelly equation last night was the best decision of my life!
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