An internet E-nabled delivery of an "illuminating discovery, realization, or disclosure." Rather than being required to have the mental ability to accept something entirely new, one can login and be fed illumination.

Just be clicking "Mark As Read" you too can instantly attain "an intuitive grasp of reality through something (such as an event) usually simple and striking." Why waste brain power when an email will do?

E-piphany! When your brain is just too busy to learn something new.

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The penis of a male hippo.

a moment of sudden revelation or insight

In which Kim Seokjin, the god and president of South Korea showed the world his talent and promptly ended all haters.

A sexy badass, who loves weed and anything bad for her

To have a realization of something. The thought of an action, place or thing.