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1. (N) A witty phrase or saying

2. (N) Many grams of cocaine, considered to be an epic amount. Tends to put a huge hole in your wallet as well as your nasal cavity.
Guy 1: Hey man.. I just bought an epigram from Shawnquese last night!
Guy 2: Bro... you won't be able to smell for two weeks..
by po boy January 25, 2013
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when you're hungover as shit after a spending a night drunk as a skunk
I'm hungover as a duck let's go get some grub
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A really dank gram of weed that gets you so High its epic.
Larry: Dude this black Berry Kush got me so stoned.

Kreg: Man that must be an epigram
by fuckingbeastyasscraig January 18, 2012
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