the coolest girl named after the coolest woman who saved fucking middle earth, got a pulitzer prize as an author and is a 1999 musician like
how cool is that
go search up eowyn bitches
the gif is saying "I am no man" cuz she is at war and she is the only female cuz 'no man' can ever kill sauron (the guy she killed)
how cool is that
go search up eowyn bitches
the gif is saying "I am no man" cuz she is at war and she is the only female cuz 'no man' can ever kill sauron (the guy she killed)
via giphy
by lotrwyn May 15, 2018
A pubic hair piece. A toupee for the pubic area/genitals. In the 1700’s when mercury was used to treat sexually transmitted diseases (Gonorrhea or Syphilis) one of the side effects was the loss of pubic hair. To disguise this condition, that was not cured by mercury, a Merkin was employed.
17th Century setting: Due to his treatment of the "French Pox" (syphilis) with mercury a merkin Gwendolyn used a Merkin to used to hide the side effects of hair loss and not alarm her husband.
by David W. Tuthill December 30, 2005
eowyna is named after THE MOST AWESOME WOMAN OF ALL TIME
eowyn of course
This lord of the rings woman killed sauron and ended the war in middle earth, saved the elves, humans, dwarves and other living things on middle earth
IKR SHE'S SO COOL
Eowyna is smart, caring and deep as hell. If you ask her what's on her mind and she tells you the truth, she would say she is playing a violin like a ukulele with a bobby pin
eowyn of course
This lord of the rings woman killed sauron and ended the war in middle earth, saved the elves, humans, dwarves and other living things on middle earth
IKR SHE'S SO COOL
Eowyna is smart, caring and deep as hell. If you ask her what's on her mind and she tells you the truth, she would say she is playing a violin like a ukulele with a bobby pin
via giphy
by lotrwyn May 15, 2018
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