She looked at her long silky hair naturally blonde hair and wished she were herself were blonde. she had Blonde Envy
by Scooter_kid July 01, 2017
When your neighbour gets jealous because your bonfire is massive so they try to make one too but it fails
Neighbour: oh wow look at their bonfire it's huge! I need to make one now!
Me: lol too bad your bonfire is gonna be shit!
Neighbour: damn it now I have bonfire envy
Me: lol too bad your bonfire is gonna be shit!
Neighbour: damn it now I have bonfire envy
by leshlesh June 23, 2017
When you're crossing at an intersection and someone else starts crossing before the signal turns green, leaving your pussy ass behind and alone.
by GrandmotherWillowSmith February 06, 2017
Noun. A feeling of discontented or resentful longing aroused by someone else accumulating a multitude of 'lols' for a comment made by another person.
"she felt a twinge of lol envy every time that joke got a lol from another person. She felt that her joke deserved at least as many lols "
by Shaman Allen May 18, 2015
by Yodathecat2020 August 23, 2020