Person of caucasian ethnicity who seeks only mates of Asian ethnicity to the exclusion of all other options.
Jim is such a ricer enticer that i hear he frequents local sushi bars to find potentials.
Bonnie is such a picky ricer enticer that she only chooses to date asians with the last name Li.
I dont know why Suzy tends to be a ricer enticer ever since Orlando hit it and quit it.
Bonnie is such a picky ricer enticer that she only chooses to date asians with the last name Li.
I dont know why Suzy tends to be a ricer enticer ever since Orlando hit it and quit it.
by CRISPYTORTILLA March 24, 2010
A sarcastic term used to describe the process in which an individual attempts to impress a potential mate by preparing a just-add-water style meal from a box while dressing it up to look like a made from scratch dinner. This is a common phenomenon among individuals that have little or no cooking skill, but lack the common sense to order in when bringing home a date.
Steve: "My girlfriend is coming over, I'm gonna cook for her."
Bob: "You can't cook for shit, Steve."
Steve: "I'll make one of those quick oven bake dinners and add a little garnish to the side. She'll never know the difference."
Bob: "What, you're gonna impress her with a box of Entice-a-roni? Man you're a cheap-ass moron, order some chinese."
Bob: "You can't cook for shit, Steve."
Steve: "I'll make one of those quick oven bake dinners and add a little garnish to the side. She'll never know the difference."
Bob: "What, you're gonna impress her with a box of Entice-a-roni? Man you're a cheap-ass moron, order some chinese."
by DeathByBob September 28, 2009
when a dumb fucking bald middle aged man takes his ancient fucking v twin puts on a wig and fucks himself up to the nine on huge ass ramps.
by hgygyg November 13, 2018
occupational title referring to (licensed *LPIN) sexually oriented business professionals that derive monies and/or compensation in exchange for erotic services, sexually arousing, enticing, exciting and/or stimulating another
Gentleman approached me in a bar, offered me a drink and introduced himself. He stated his name and that he was an attorney then inquired as to my profession. I chuckled aloud and informed him that we had a lot in common, that I was a Nocturnal Enticement Specialist and it appeared that we both screwed people for money.
by Maddison Knox November 13, 2008
by ElsaYi December 23, 2018